- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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