- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Yes.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Wy did the chicken?

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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