What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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