What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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