Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Why? Whats wrong?

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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