What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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That didn't hurt.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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myspace

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Smart Blondes

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Japan called... They need help.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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68 :)

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