What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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