Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Where is my tractor?

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Sorry boss

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

penis hehehehe

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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