Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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