Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

motley crew

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Knock knock Come In.......

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

your a towel.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

...NO.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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