- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

How do u shit With ur ass

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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