What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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NASCAR

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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