- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Reed is poopin

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

connor sucks

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

I'm a like whore

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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