- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Poop

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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