- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Woman's rights.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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