- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Black People.

Hi Jacob You cool

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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