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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Johan showering. . . AWK

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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