Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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