How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Anti Joke

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