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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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You should never talk to strangers.

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guess what what? nothing.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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