Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Holocaust

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Anti Joke

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