Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Halo < COD

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