Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What just hit my face? The floor

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liam buchan is gay !

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Guess what? No.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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