- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Nice weather we're having.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

women outside of the kitchen

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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