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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.