what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Obama

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Doorbell salesman.

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what happens during a climax apples

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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