- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Dear Board of education, so are we.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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