- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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