What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Girls Basketball.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Good boy

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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black people

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Toaster

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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.....Carrot Top....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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