Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Penis

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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