- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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