- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Joay impistato is a fig

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Knock Knock Not Yet

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

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