- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Obamacare haters

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Michael Brown

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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