Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Hippopatomous!

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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fkda

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Wade's the father

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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1 Jew XD

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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