A Jew walks into a Furness

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

.....Carrot Top....

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Woman's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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