Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Are you a human?

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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involved parents.

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