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A house comes around the corner.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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