What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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civil rights

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Anti Joke

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