- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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