What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Anti Joke

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