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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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