Andoni was here

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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