How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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