- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The chickens have become self-aware!

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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