whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Anti Joke

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