What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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