- Anti Joke

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.