Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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