What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Your big dick.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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kkkk

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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