Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Anti Joke

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