- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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