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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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