- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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