your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Your're racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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