Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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It's all Taggart

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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