What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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