- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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