Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Rush Limbaugh

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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