- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A muslim paints Mohammed

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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