a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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No it doesnt..

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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