A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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