A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Golf.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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