- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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