Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

guess what? bannanas

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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