- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Seriosly. too much sex again?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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