- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

my penis

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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