- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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