How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Gay rights.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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