why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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