you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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