What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's 1+1? 69.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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