What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

These Jokes suck.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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