- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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