Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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