Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Denard Robinson

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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american idol

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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