- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

My spelling is horrible

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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