What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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