Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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