Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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deez nuts

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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