Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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sky silverstein

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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