why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

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