- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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