How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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richard is fag

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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A women in the kitchen.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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This is a joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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