- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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