- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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